gristle buddeez worldwide

gristle buddeez worldwide is an absurdist pfp endeavor created by the alterego of diewiththemostlikes, alphonso knudsen. described as “real creatures he discovered in a two below in defiance, ohio,” gristle buddeez celebrate the absurdity of trait recognition, rarity, and grails designations.

with traits that span a lifetime of nostalgia (astronaut ice cream, the rib marlyn manson removed to suck his own dick, prince alberts, sobe life water, halloween whopper, creed ball gags, bang bros drones and more) gristle buddeez worldwide is an ode to the uncanny. an invitation to submit to the prospect that we are all meat waiting to be discovered in a crock pot in an abandoned department store.

gristle is the future of finance
— a guy who kind of looked like larry fink from blackrock who just shit his pants at a cracker barrel in gas town, indiana

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