alphonso knudsen
alphonso knudsen is an alter ego of diewiththemostlikes who was created in unison with the launch of gristle buddeez worldwide.
he is known by the enigma to some, the prophet by others, and the savior by few. he studied karate at the university of phoenix online under criss angel and owns several red box franchises, indoor trampoline parks and escape rooms in the greater ohio area. he earned a degree in timeshare sales from spencer pratt’s online school for the gifted and is said to be the sole reason that retail is coming.
he was created in a state of mourning, bringing joy to die when he thought all was lost. and bringing laughter in the form of complete buffoonery to people willing to indulge in the absurd.
“alphonso knudsen is the human manifestation of spiketv in the worst of ways”
alphonso making himself known on RD’s The Dam Show
